Thank you to my dad and his missus for coming to Leeds and - TopicsExpress



          

Thank you to my dad and his missus for coming to Leeds and spending the day in my fouled mouth company. Id like to extend my heartfelt apologies for exposing them to my Tourettes gob. The extensive use of the C word when I was driving was unforgivable and everyone copped for it today. Especially taxi drivers but lets be honest they are c*nts. And to my dad - I apologise for getting you half smashed in that nice restaurant where your bowels were uncontrollable. It was like sitting with the fecking Clumps! And for informing everyone that you could lose two stone quite easily just by having your nuts cuts off. Were like the Brady Bunch but on acid.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 17:54:43 +0000

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