Thanks Bill! :) In Honor of Stupid People . . . In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods that had to be put there for liberal democrats. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use in shower or while sleeping. (Thats the only time I have to work on my hair.) ==================================== On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) ========= ================== On a bar of Dial soap -- Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be???....) ============================ On some Swanson frozen dinners -- Serving suggestion: Defrost. (but, its just a suggestion.) ======================== On Tescos Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- Do not turn upside down. (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) ========================== On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- Product will be hot after heating. (...and you thought????...) ======================= On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- Do not iron clothes on body. (but wouldnt this save me time?) ================ ============== On Boots Children Cough Medicine -- Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) =========================== On Nytol Sleep Aid -- Warning: May cause drowsiness. (...Im taking this because???....) ============================== On most brands of Christmas lights -- For indoor or outdoor use only. (as opposed to what?) ========================== On a Japanese food processor -- Not to be used for the other use. (now, somebody out there, help me on this. Im a bit curious.) ============================== On Sainsburys peanuts -- Warning: contains nuts. (talk about a news flash) ========================== On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: say what?) =========================== On a childs Superman costume -- Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (I dont blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) ======================== On a Swedish chainsaw -- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (Oh my Gosh...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) =========================== Now that youve smiled at least once, its your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)... ============================= Blessed are the stupid: for it is they who make me look smart.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 20:58:02 +0000