Thanks for introducing me to Sylvester, Emilia. And now, for your viewing pleasure. Burn. -------- Dear Diary, Autumn 1st. My stupid human is careless. I work up this morning after he left to join the other humans at some myterious place they call work. I wouldnt normally care, but Im locked inside the house with a Monster! I checked all the windows and doors. Theres no escape! I had no choice but to destroy this beast with all of my powers. By the powers vested in me...burn... Its like some kind of ninja, staying perfectly still, waiting for the right time to attack. Wed been staring at each other like this for hours. The Kitty Gods must be angry at me and they took away my powers. I had to think quick, how else could I defeat this monster?! pat. pat. pat. pat. pat. pat. pat. pat. pat. Nothing was working! I had no choice but to seek help from a higher power. Dear Heavenly Kitty Gods, I know I havent prayed for a while. Thank you for all the tuna fish. I promise to never piss on the dog again if you will just burn this piece of shit! ... Amen. Its still there! What am I doing wrong?! And then...it happened. It started moving! Getting ready to attack!! WAAAAH!!! OHMYGODBURN! Diary, the situation has gotten out of hand. CODE RED ALPHA DENTAL PLAN! This might be my last entry, if I dont survive, give Todd my love. My only chance is to escape. Ill write again soon, Diary. If Im still alive.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 20:16:14 +0000
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