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Thanks to everyone who posted Birthday wishes. Unfortunately, I began aging backwards on Sunday. As such, I am no longer 40...but 39. And today is my un-birthday birthday. I will now need reverse happy birthday wishes posted on my timeline...OR I WILL DE-FRIEND YOU ALL!!! Eventually, I will reach fetalhood and prepare to return to the womb; however, the process will reverse itselfe, and I will begin getting older again. This is a weird process. I am a biological accordion. Its because I take massive amounts of resveratrol...and exfoliate on a daily basis. Always exfoliate.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 20:15:30 +0000

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