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That awkward moment when you wake up on a Sunday morning and walk into your kitchen and theres a squirrel chilling on top of your microwave staring back at you. He was like the Robert Deniro of rodents looking back at me like...Hey mind your business pal, aint nothing to see here. Just go back to sleep. And apparently, Ive still got my slap shot because as dad pulled the fridge back, I Wayne Gretzky-ed Mr. Deniro with an old broom right onto the back porch. Before he jumped off the porch back into his tree he looked at me like, You better watch your back pal, next time me and the other squirrels visit your kitchen, youll be sleeping with the fishes. The End. Time to go wake up Johanna :)

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