The 2014 Festivus Airing of Grievances Project Day 8: 1. Low T? “If you’re tired, lack muscle mass, can’t fornicate for eight straight hours…you could have Low Testosterone.” Yes, that must be it! We need MORE T as we get older, not less T! And now that I think about it, there IS a severe shortage of overly-aggressive elderly males in society. Soon bingo will be replaced by MMA at the retirement home. 2. As we enter the season of fancifully decorated cakes, cookies and houses of ginger, I pose the question that is on everyone’s mind: - “Who the hell likes the taste of marzipan?” - “Objection: Rhetorical.” - “Withdrawn.” 3. All songs these days are not just the artist, they are always featuring someone. “Beotch $lap” by Ke$ha featuring Pink, Will.I.Am, Wiz Khalifa, Biz Markie, Blake Shelton, Charo, Esteban, Caillou, Ruth Buzzi, Ann B. Davis, Morey Amsterdam, Rose Marie, Hugh Beaumont and Jerry Mathers as ‘Da Beavah.’ It may be a shorter to list who’s not featured on the latest single. And if the song is a smash hit , they’d each only get $0.23. Each day up to and including Festivus Eve, Dec 22, I’m posting three things that bug the living shit out of me, no matter how silly or small.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 15:43:11 +0000