The Bacon Tree Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says: Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk. Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. With renewed hope, they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. Theres raw bacon, theres fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork. Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree! Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert dont forget. Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon? Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree! With that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 yards, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath: Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree! Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it? Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees... Ees... Ees... Ees... Ees... Ees... Ees... a ham bush.
Posted on: Thu, 16 Jan 2014 09:42:16 +0000
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