The Big Cons take on Tories organising a party in a brewery: Well they would start with getting someone from the brewery to work in the government department that was organising the piss up. The price of the beer would then be agreed at £10 a pint and the organising of the piss up would be outsourced to G4S for a variable figure dependent on numbers attending that could not be disclosed for commercial confidentiality. Only party donors would be invited at taxpayers expense and a jolly time would be had by all. The Brewery would offer the minister involved a place on the board and the industry would be allowed to fix prices at £10 pint for everyone and the brewery would then close and move production to Ireland and its headquarters to Lichtenstein. G4S would charge for an extra 1000 people who didnt attend including Margaret Thatcher, Winston Churchill and Richard III. Margaret Hodge will have a dicky fit and Cameron will blame Labour for drinking beer when they were in office rather than champagne for the whole mess that they will now have to sort out by employing KPMG to audit what happened at a cost of several million pounds. The agenda will then move on to organising a Xmas dinner where a reprentative of the Turkey producers will be invited into government to organise it and ...... theguardian/politics/2013/nov/28/simon-hoggart-sketch-government-u-turns
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 11:12:22 +0000
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