The Bihari chronicles part 3 - the return of the unfathomable Kitchen Pandey. (This kitchen-BruceLee shows us how we men are supposed to do it) 1) Pots that were used to brew tea are reusable provided you are cooking more tea. Plates that were used to serve dry foods like bread or naan are considered clean and reusable. Plates that were used to serve chilli stuff do not need to be washed. Germs know better than to mess with an Indians chilli. 2) Dirty cooking pots are best washed after soaking them for a couple of days. That is enough time for all the germs to drown. 3) Pots that were used to make sticky stubborn food are best left for the girlfriend or any other visiting female unless none of them appear for two weeks. (In that case they should be sold as scrap or should be given to Lallanwa as a gift) 4) The frying pan is ever clean. Germs know better than to mess with a frying pan. 5) Knives never get germs. Germs know better than to play with knives. 6) The kitchen cloth will eventually get stained. Its better to stain it comprehensively the first time you use it and avoid waiting for the stains to gather. 7) Dead bugs should not be removed from the kitchen floor until all their relatives pay their last respects. 8) Visitors are to be given two choices of food in the kitchen. (1) Take it (2) Leave it 9) The fridge should only be washed if you accidentally spill beer inside. The cleaning should be restricted to the area of the spill. And one must save as much of the spilled beer as they can. 10) A microwave is a demi-god. It is mans best friend (unless your dog can cook up biriyani fit for Shenshah Jallaludin Akbar) The microwave can cook anything except eggs but one should always keep trying with more eggs in hopes that it gives up and cooks the egg one day. 11) Ladies are magicians in the kitchen. So when they start doing their acts in the kitchen, sit down and watch in amazement. Cheer occasionally. Only offer to help during the eating phase.
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 14:52:38 +0000
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