The Boss would like to announce the acquisition of a new employee in upper management. Zachary Joseph Uzoaru joined the company at 11:37 a.m. on Saturday, April 5, bringing 6 lbs. 9 oz. of weight onto the job. At a height of 20 inches, we expect great things from this new manager. At present, he is sitting back, evaluating what goes on and figuring out how he can best help. Upon meeting Zachary, the Boss said, Hello Baby Brother. Im your big sister. (Other employees present greeted this announcement with tears.) Further updates are sure to come. I have tried to post pictures but am having limited success.
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 13:47:06 +0000
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