The Busy Bride A young man married a Beautiful woman who had married and divorced 10 other men. On their wedding night she told her new husband “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin!” ‘How can that be possible if you have been married ten times.?’ ‘Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he just kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he’d look into it and get back with me… Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just could not get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he was not sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it… Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was … God I miss him. ‘But now that I have married you, I’m so excited’. ‘Wonderful’, said the husband, ‘but why? To which she replied… “You’re with the ‘GOVERNMENT‘, This time I KNOW I’M gonna get SCREWED.”
Posted on: Sat, 10 Aug 2013 15:58:18 +0000
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