The Capuano Shuffle (From Torgo) We’re just here to see the Capuano shuffle We are Cappy’s Shufflin’ Crew Shufflin’ on down, doin’ it for you. We’re so bad we know we’re good. Blowin’ those leads like you knew we would. You know we’re just shootin’ for fun Shootin’ our stuff for everyone. We’re not here to start no trouble. We’re just here to do the Cappy Line Shuffle. John Tavares Well, they call me JFT, And I like to score. Shootin’ the puck and shootin’ some more. We’ve had the goal since training camp To give Long Island a Stanley Cup Champ. And we’re not doin’ this because we’re jive. The Isles are doin’ it for blood for the drive. We didn’t come here to look for trouble, We just came here to do The Cappy Line Shuffle. Josh Bailey This is Josh Bailey, and I’m world class. I hate shootin’ but i love to get the pass. I practice all day and wear chains all night, I got to get ready for the game tonight. Sloths are funny, they’re a real hoot, You sit in the stands and yell out shooooooooot. There’s not one here that does it like me, My Cappy Line Shuffle will set you free. Johnny Boychuk I’m Johnny Rocket, I stop’em cold. Part of the defense, big and bold, I’ve been jammin’ for quite a while, Doin’ what’s right and settin’ the style, Give me a chance, I’ll rock you’ll see, Scoring those goals off the Reverend’s knee. I didn’t come here lookin’ for trouble, I just came to do The Cappy Line Shuffle Matt Martin I’m the spunky LW, known as Matty Marts. When I hit the ice, I’ll got no smarts. I just throw my body all over the rink. I can’t score, my passing stinks. I motivate the cats, I like to tease. Can’t find the net, help my aim please. That’s why you all got here on the double To catch me doin’ the Cappy Line Shuffle. Chad Johnson I’m mama’s boy Chad, one of a kind. The ladies all love me For my body and my mind. I’m slick on the rink as I can be But only eight or nine pucks gonna get past me. You’d think I’d be jealous of my man Halak But he too can’t stop thee other team’s attack. I didn’t come here lookin’ for trouble, I just get down to The Cappy Line Shuffle. Frans Nielsen They say Anders is our man. If Anders can’t do it, I sure can. This is Frans, and it’s no wonder I skate like lightnin’, shoot like thunder. I win the shootout with my backhand of judgement I’m not here to cause no kerfluffle, I just came here to do The Cappy Line Shuffle. Michael Grabner I’m Austrian Mike, and I play it cool. They don’t sneak by me ‘cause I’m no fool. I fly on the ice and get on down. Everybody knows I don’t mess around. I can break away any time of day. But I can’t score and make ‘em pay, So please don’t try to beat my hustle ‘Cause I’m just here to do The Cappy Line Shuffle. Eric Boulton The goon is comin’, I’m your man Eric. Gonna pound your ass Better call a cleric. I watch the games from up in the press box I see coach is workin’ like a rabid fox. I’d love to play for the world’s best fans, But I’m stuck being the 14th man. But don’t get ready or go to any trouble Unless you practice The Cappy Line Shuffle. Thomas Hickey You’re lookin’ at me, but I’m no rookie. I may not be large, but I’m no dumb cookie. You’ve seen me get hit, you’ve seen leads get erased, I only missed one shift after taking a skate to the face. It took more stitches than coach could count But a two goal lead the opponents always surmount I don’t come here lookin’ for trouble, I just came here to do The Cappy Line Shuffle.
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 02:28:20 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015