The Chef on Manoeuvre’s Your going to go on exercise The sergeant said to me You’ll be first up in the morning And last to bed You’ll see !!! You’ll have to use a Number one A dangerous bloody beast Petrol mixed with naked flame To produce a virtual feast The soldiers that you feed this week Won’t be happy peeps Your expected to keep their feelings high With steaming stew and sweets Now there’s the point of food hygiene As im sure you know But when your in your 10 by 10 Its still ” no clean no go “ When the soldiers queue up for their scran Faces black, Cam Cream Best not tell them ... “get a wash” If you know what i mean When The six foot six commando Built like brick shit house Demands a bigger portion Remember your man not mouse !!! The chef on manoeuvres is ,no doubt The Buddy of the troops As he takes the lids from the haybox, hot And The smell comes from the soup He loves the time on excercise Hes a man, a certain breed He never moans!!! ... well not out loud With a Hundred troops to feed So if your in the line for food One thing that you should learn If your pleasant to the “chef” Bigger portions in return ? But please do not forget the fact The chef feeds the troops to fight He’s first up in the morning And last to bed at night
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 05:57:32 +0000
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