The Continuing Adventures At #1 Buffalo Street, Volume the 4th: The Not Empty House Robby: My dreams, if theyre not about peeing, are really mundane. ---- Terin: Ill give you ten dollars if you can eat this whole pizza. Robby: ... And then I can buy 2 more pizzas. ---- Robby: Im so glad Im staying home for Christmas! Terin: Yeah, well, dont be. Youll still be alone on Christmas Day, because were leaving. ---- Dan: These people are so stupid. Terin: Everyone does stupid things. Dan: Yeah, but did you see what they did? Terin: People everywhere do stupid things. Just maybe not this particular stupid thing. Dan: Yeah, but this this thing was particularly stupid. ---- Terin: (Yelling from the den) Dan, would you mind sending me the-- Dan: (Yelling from the bedroom over the sound of his computer) I cant hear you! Robby: (From the hallway) Im standing right here. Tell me and Ill relay the message. Terin: Ask if hed mind sending me the honeymoon pictures from his phone! Robby: Would you mind sending her the honeymoon pictures from your phone? Dan: Yes. At some point. Terin: I hate you! Robby: She... Loves you dearly. ---- Robby: And... Oh... and bet... *pauses* Are you following me?... Ive chosen to only say every third word to save time. ---- Robby: So, I was talking to my mom and she asked me what I was doing for Thanksgiving and I said, I dont know. Maybe a girl will invite me over. And she said what girl? And I said, oh, theres a few of them, mom. Im just going to try them all out and see what sticks... And then we all had a good laugh. ---- Robby: (Coming in with the mail) Looks like Dan got a catalogue from the Noble Collection. I think they misspelled nerd. Terin: No, they spelled it right. D-a-n-i-e-l, yeah? Robby: Well, I meant Noble, but that works, too. ---- Dan: The Hobbit: One Movie For Every Word. ---- Taelynn: I dont like thinking about my mistakes. They make me want to punch myself in the face. ---- Terin: What did I just say to you? Taelynn: ... Nothing. Terin: What? What was the last thing I said? Taelynn: Hand me my phone... 10 minutes ago. Terin: ...Weird. I thought we were having a conversation just now. ---- Taelynn: (As Dan makes soup and whistles in the kitchen) Terin, youre married to Snow White. ---- Taelynn: (to Dan) Are all you middle easterners-- no, wait... Dan: ...Want to try that again? Taelynn: Oh god, Terin help me. I said that so wrong. ---- Dan: Terin, you dont like anything. Terin: Thats not true. I liked your soup. Dan: Yeah, after you filled it with Lowrys. Terin: It wasnt FILLED with Lowrys. Taelynn: Terin, you put 3 different salts in it. ---- Dan: Terin, I made you a treat from the Midwest called Puppy Chow. But if you feed it to a real puppy itll kill it, so I like to call it MURDER chow. ---- Terin: (As Dan rubs her shoulders) I just feel like it helps to restore some range of motion. Dan: No, not for shoulder muscles. What helps shoulder muscles is heat and rest. Terin: Is that true, or do you just not want to rub my shoulders? Dan: No, I... *pauses* My hands hurt. ----- Terin: Listen, Robby, Im not going to argue with you over whose life is lamer. This is a losing game for us both.
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