The Day Before Christmas (Chiropractic Style) Twas the day before Christmas, but there was no cheer. No jingle bells jingled, no sound of reindeer. The word had gone out that Santa was sick. There would be no visit from jolly St. Nick. The people were sad; no jingle-bells sounded. For Christmas had come, but Santa was grounded. The elves wandered helplessly, til what should they see? But a sign on the wall, Jay Beel, DC Now Santa was not one to use a new tactic, But all else had failed, so he tried Chiropractic. He entered the office and saw at a glance, In a place such as this one, pain hasn’t a chance. The doctor was smiling and the music was snappy, With all of the patients contented and happy. In a very short time, to judge by the clock, He was in the adjusting room, talking to Doc. “It must be the hurry, the tension and all, I simply can’t seem to get on the ball. Life used to be easy; just kids, toys and whistles, Now I dodge airplanes, spaceships and missiles. And Doc, take a look at he size of this pack! Have you any idea what it does to my back?” Poor Santa was miserable and just barely able, With the help of Doc Jay, to get on the table. The Doctor was gentle, without fuss or tussle He checked out his spine and calmed every muscle. He spotted the problems and then with a click, Started aligning the spine of St. Nick. Santa felt aches and pains slipping away And in no time at all he was ready to play. The air was atingle with new fallen snow And a healthy Kris Kringle was rarin’ to go. As he went out the door, he threw all a kiss; Why, its been forever since Ive felt like this! Then once more he shouldered the bag full of toys, To go and deliver to good girls and boys... And I heard him exclaim, as he rose out of sight, Merry Christmas is coming now Ive got my back right!
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 18:53:49 +0000
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