The Definitive Guide for Women who think they might be going through the Menopause - by Susan Davis-Norris If you have been caught shop lifting a TV, Make-up and Hair Straighteners you are NOT on the menopause - however if you have been caught stealing bags of Ice, Ice Lollies and Electric Fans you ARE on the menopause. If you are sitting in your centrally heated house and utter the words, is it me or is it hot in here you probably arent on the menopause - however if you are sitting in an Igloo in your bra and pants, you probably are on the menopause. If you use Loreal because you are worth it you are NOT on the menopause - If you cannot be arsed to wash your hair you ARE on the menopause. If youve had a bad night of sleep but can get into work on time you are NOT on the menopause - if you are late for work because you have had to wash your sweat soaked sheets for the 5th time in a week, you ARE on the menopause. For all my 50+ friends, I hope this guide has helped. xx
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 09:08:45 +0000
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