The Doctor said: The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles. Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldnt concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was headache free for the first time in over 20 years, but he felt as if he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street he realized he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a mens clothing store and thought, Thats what I need, a new suit. The elderly salesman eyed him quickly and said, Lets see, youre a size 44 long. Joe laughed and said, Thats right, how did you know? Been in the business 60 years! Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the tailor asked, How about a new shirt? Joe thought for a moment and then said, Sure. Lets see, 16 and a half neck, 34 sleeve. Joe was surprised. How did you know? Been in the business 60 years. The shirt fit perfectly. As Joe looked at himself in the mirror, the salesman said, You could use new shoes. Since Joe was on a roll, he said, Sure. The man eyed Joes feet and said, 9-1/2E. Joe was astonished. Thats right. How did you know? Been in the business 60 years. Joe tried on the shoes and they also fit perfectly. As Joe walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman asked, How about new underwear? Joe thought for a second and said, Why not. The man stepped back, eyed Joes waist and said, Lets see, size 36. Joe laughed. Finally Ive got you! Ive worn size 32 since I was 18 years old. The tailor shook his head. You cant wear a size 32. Size 32 underwear would press your testicles against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Nov 2014 00:30:55 +0000
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