The Great Tofurkey Hunt Each one of the vegans with knife, fork and spoon Gathered together the night of full moon, Ready to do the great tofurkey hunt Cause vegans are great and non-vegans are - Vegans moved softly so as not to annoy. The little tofurkeys all quivered with joy. They knew that at least theyd be part of the feast And they liked being consumed cause theyre made out of soy. Each one of the vegans with knife, fork and spoon Gathered together the night of full moon, Ready to do the great tofurkey hunt Cause vegans are great and non-vegans are - In a casserole dish, please seal me up tight, Baste me and cook me for your appetite. The tofurkeys implored Please bite me some more, Our purpose in life is to be your delight. Each one of the vegans with knife, fork and spoon Gathered together the night of full moon, Ready to do the great tofurkey hunt Cause vegans are great and non-vegans are - Nestle us snugly with carrots and greens. Because were tofurkeys you wont hear us scream. We look really great all sliced up on your plate And we wont feel no pain so youre not being mean Each one of the vegans with knife, fork and spoon Gathered together the night of full moon, Ready to do the great tofurkey hunt Cause vegans are great and non-vegans are - Cut a tofurkey you wont see no gore. Their stomachs rice stuffing, theyre veg to the core. Just thaw them if frozen, cook and split them wide open, Feeds two hungry vegans who wont ask for more Each one of the vegans with knife, fork and spoon Gathered together the night of full moon, Ready to do the great tofurkey hunt Cause vegans are great and non-vegans are - Missing out because veganism is awesome!
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 04:18:44 +0000
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