The Holy Scriptures The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster In The Beginning 1 In the beginning the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was hovering over the waters. 3 And The Flying Spaghetti Monster said, Let there be light, and there was light.... 26 Then The Flying Spaghetti Monster said, Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground. 27 So The Flying Spaghetti Monster created man in his own image, in the image of The Flying Spaghetti Monster he created him; angel-hair and macaroni he created them. 28 The Flying Spaghetti Monster blessed them and said to them, Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and satiate it. Satiate the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and every living creature that moves on the ground. 29 Then The Flying Spaghetti Monster said, I give you every spice on the face of the whole earth and every grocery store that has Spaghetti Sauce with oregano and garlic in it . They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air and all the creatures that move on the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give you for food to them. And it was so. 31 The Flying Spaghetti Monster saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.
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