The International Union of Heroin Drug Dealers has filed a formal - TopicsExpress



          

The International Union of Heroin Drug Dealers has filed a formal complaint with the Federal Communications Commission saying that all this media coverage surrounding Phillip Seymour Hoffmans death is bad for business. Local drug dealer Slim Skyy, representing the powerful Hollywood California chapter of the Shoot Up Now (SUN) drug dealers union states that my business is down over 50% just because my customers are being deluged with media reports that heroin can kill. Hey, if they want quality controlled products then they can just smoke some FDA approved cigarettes, chug some booze or pop some pills. The union has hired Mel Gibson to provide some kind of drunken rants in hopes of diverting attention away from all this death by heroin talk.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Feb 2014 20:27:20 +0000

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