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The Italian Mistress An Italian husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says shell see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, Who was that? Oh, replies the husband, shes my mistress. Well, thats the last straw, says the wife. Ive had enough, I want a divorce! I can understand that, replies her husband, but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. No more credit card and large Bank accounts. But.... The decision is all yours. Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. Whos that woman with Tony? asks the wife. Thats his mistress, says her husband. Ours is prettier, she replies.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 01:50:58 +0000

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