The Jewish Farmer A Jewish farmer was walking - TopicsExpress



          

The Jewish Farmer A Jewish farmer was walking through his hay field and noticed a man kneeling down and drinking from his pond. The farmer shouts, Trink nicht die wasser. Die keyen haben gesheissen dorten. (Which means: Dont drink the water, the cows pooped in it.) The kneeling man shouts back in a nasty tone, Im a Muslim, I dont understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you cant speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak to me in English. The Jewish farmer replies, Use two hands, youll get more.
Posted on: Sat, 17 May 2014 00:00:05 +0000

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