The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert,after setting up the tent both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later ,Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says "Kemo Sabe", look towards the sky,what do you see? The Lone Ranger replys, I see millions of stars! What that tell you, ask Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says ; well Astronomically speaking,it tells me there are millions of galaxies and possibly billions of planets; Astrologically it tells me Saturn is in the constallation Leo; Time wise it appears to be about 3 15 am Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant; Metorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow; To all this Tonto replies, you must have voted for Obama. The Lone Ranger replies yes i did !! and replies Tonto what do you see looking into the heavens? Tonto replies " I see someone has stolen our tent" !!!!!!
Posted on: Mon, 23 Sep 2013 22:09:53 +0000
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