The Military in found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement, a bonus of R10 000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes He was measured at six metre and walked out with a bonus of R60 000 The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes He walked Out with R100 000 The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, From the tip of my weenie to my testicles It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him provided the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to drop his pants which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chiefs penis and began to work back Dear Lord!, he suddenly exclaimed, Where are your testicles?! The old Chief calmly replied, Iraq!!
Posted on: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 12:08:09 +0000
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