The New Oxford Dictionarys latest definitions of the following words : Divorce : Future tense of marriage. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Classic : Books which people praise but do not read. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Father : A banker provided by nature. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest ... except that he got caught. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. Doctor : person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 15:28:02 +0000