The Paul Conroy catalogue of Facebook retractions and general naughty things. Volume XXIVII (declassified) Not a traditional retraction in the truest sense of the word, this one has proved exceptionally difficult for the curators to classify. The team, headed by Professor B Schit, the current linguist in residence, have reviewed evidence that Paul Conroy, from hereon in known as, Oh him, has, on numerous occasions, been known to drift off and gaze blankly either A: Towards his own navel or B: Been heard to tut, sigh and continue to photoshop every pore off a supermodels face whenever the words self image were used in his presence. The curators would now like to enter on record that, in common parlance,His ass has been well and truly owned by (redacted) and he withdraws all aforementioned tuts, sighs and funny little snorty noises. hoping this brings a smile to someones face in such godawful times.
Posted on: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 15:59:32 +0000
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