The Programmer Song o.O ------------------------------ Lyrics: I wake up every morning at 6 o clock, Jump in the shower but the waters too hot, I make a poptart, cause Ive got no time, Ive gotta get on the road for my 9 to 5, I commute everyday, to lower living expenses, I dont live in the city, cause of property taxes, I hate my job, but I like my career, As a systems analyst, software engineer. Chorus: I work everyday in a cubicle, My boss is a jerk, and hes intolerable, I havent seen the sun in fifteen weeks, I only talk with other computer geeks. I spend half the day looking at my e-mail, I play Tetris, and I never fail, I put money in my 401K, I work pretty hard on a normal workday. After a while, I need to munch, I get half an hour for my brown bag lunch, I normally have turkey but Im getting tired, I woulda had ham, but the meats expired, Ive got 5 more hours, to deal with this shit, My eyes are tired from the javascript, Here so long, I cant wait to get home, Got a bad case of carpal tunnel syndrome. Im a specialist, I work with Oracle, Database software, for the knowledgeable, But theyre outsourcing my job to Katmandu, Cause Im too well paid for the work I do, I get benefits, they pay my medical bills I take sick days when Im not even ill, But its not real fair, aint that the truth, When I stay at home they make me telecommute. Chorus And now its 5 o clock, and its time to return, So I leave the city, cause I live in the suburbs, I walk towards the house, past the white picket fences, They all look the same, and it offends the senses, And then I brush my teeth, before I head off to bed, But Ive got all these thoughts runnin through my head, I liked my other jobs, but I much prefer, Workin everyday as a programmer. Chorus youtube/watch?v=EYEVXAectaA&list=PL1C78E4BA239453EC
Posted on: Tue, 10 Sep 2013 18:07:14 +0000
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