The Stock Cube Conspiracy!!!... Thirty Four years ago...Whilst Revealing more of my Body than is Advisable,these days,On the Roof Garden of a Morroccan Otel...I Engaged in Conversation with a Lady of Advanced Years,But Looking for all the World like the Ghost of Danny La Rue!... Some way into our Discourse,she Said...I tried to Murder my First Husband you Know!!!...Startled by this Remark but nevertheless Intrigued I ventured to ask ,What Meyhod she had Preffered!...(Method) Sorry dear Reader!....Well She went on...I Made a Stew...into which I put a Whole tube of Algipan!!!...Then I added A great Number of OXOs (Others are available)...in order to Disguise the Flavour! All on Fire I Retorted...Did he Eat it!!!!.....YES She Said! ...............and? It Didnt kill The Buggar...But he was Ill for Weeks!...he he he....I have Never forgotten this Once in a Lifetime Encounter!....
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 14:23:24 +0000