The Straits Crimes #171 LTA, PM Apologize for Lack of Toilets in MRT Stations Hours after a woman was photographed answering the call of nature at an MRT station, the LTA issued a profuse apology for the insufficiency of toilets in MRT stations. Additionally, PM Pinky DoLittle went down on his knees on national TV and promised to increase the number of toilets in MRT stations by 500%. I sincerely apologize to all Singapore guests if the toilets have been in sufficient. Singapore must have enough toilets if it were to remain attractive to international talent, emphasized PM DoLittle in tears. PM DoLittle also admonished the person, allegedly Singaporean, who took the photograph for invading the privacy of the woman. Such inconsiderate acts will affect Singapores international standing. The person who took the photograph and posted it online will be tracked down and prosecuted, said the Prime Minister, who recently celebrated earning his hundredth million from taxpayers.
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 14:54:07 +0000