The TRUTH about Ebola: 1. It has affected at least two people in the continental United States. Thats almost half the entire population of ever. 2. Ebola is spread through contact with human fluids. Which means, somewhere out there, patient zero is peeing in peoples eyes, and we need to stop it. 3. Ebola is basically the herpes. Only with more bloodening and even more lulz. 4. Ebola does not affect only people from Africa. However, every person in the US that has it is either from Africa, or let someone from Africa pee in their mouth. 5. Lysol kills ebolas. Also, burying your dead ebolad next to a water source does NOT kill ebolas. 6. Over nine-hundred-billion people worldwide have died of Ebola. Also, the US is currently experiencing a panspermia... much like a pandemic, only, it hasnt had time to dry yet. This is because an unprecedented three people have it now. In literally months however, this number could jump to an even unprecidenteder 8 people. This will then reach epidemiologic proportions. 7. You cannot POSSIBLY overreact to ebolas. It comes from Africa. That should be enough for you to be terrified of it. If anything, you are not terrified enough. 8. Ice bucket challenges do NOT kill ebolas. They do, however, kill ALSs.
Posted on: Thu, 16 Oct 2014 12:24:24 +0000
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