The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon • The NFL just released a logo for Super Bowl 50 that features the number instead of the standard Roman numeral. The Roman numeral is just L. They say its a Loser. • Now that the Super Bowl 50 logo uses just the number and no Roman numeral, people in Rome are saying, Whew. Now we know what number it stood for. • A company in Japan says it will start selling human-like robots that can babysit your children. That story again: Japan is making a robot that can turn on a TV. • The robot babysitters apparently keep your kids quiet by making them hide in fear. Conan • Last night the Los Angeles Kings won Game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals in overtime. Fans in L.A. went crazy after they heard about it this morning at work. • Donald Sterling has agreed to sell the L.A. Clippers for $2 billion. Let that be a lesson to your kids. If you make a racist remark to your mistress, you will get a check for $2 billion. • When asked about criticism from Hillary Clinton, Russias President Putin said he doesnt like to argue with women. Putin is either being a misogynist, or else ladies hes the perfect catch. • A Japanese clothing company has been criticized for labeling United States sizes skinny, fat, and jumbo. After a huge outcry they changed them to small, medium, and American. The Late Show With David Letterman • CBS is trading me for five Taliban prisoners. • President Obama says that the United States never leaves soldiers behind. But thats because we never leave. • This Bergdahl guy was in a Taliban prison for five years, and hes now recovering in a hospital in Germany. The reason he is in Germany is because he couldnt get into a VA hospital until 2020. Late Night With Seth Meyers • Tonight the Miami Heat and the San Antonio Spurs faced off in Game 1 of the NBA Finals. It’s the NBA’s annual contest to determine whose city will be set on fire. • A Danish firm has developed an underground beer fridge called the eCool that takes advantage of underground conditions to keep beer cold. So congratulations, I guess, for inventing the “hole.” • Scientists in Australia have rediscovered a bat species that was originally thought to be extinct for over 120 years. And thanks to the quick reflexes of one of the scientists, it’s extinct again.
Posted on: Sat, 07 Jun 2014 16:47:01 +0000
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