The Tourist. A tour guide took the tourist on a fly fishing tour trip on Kiritimati Island. While fishing the American feels the urge to discharge, right away. Theres no support facility on the small boat for this extracurricular desire. Looking around he saw a white plastic bucket by the motorman,, boat driver rso he asked the guide if he could use it In Kiribati they love those white plastic biscuit buckets, they provide for handy traveling needs. It is perfect for every occasion. At this stage both Kiribati men had no idea why the tourist would want the bucket. So the motorman, unable to speak English, at lfirst, said to the guide strongly, Okay, but I want to you to tell him that I want the bucket back as he remove his things out, I want it back! And handed over the bucket. He took the bucket, pulled the lid off and dipped it over the side half filling it with water as he rest it. Rolled down his trousers and the tourist mightily let go, turning the pure blue sea water a dark brown color, with a real chocy surface and traces of fiber disecting the surface. At that moment the motorman shouted out to the guide, I dont want that bucket back,you give me bucket I killem, okay, I killem , no give back., no give me bucket I kill, now he does speak english. After a heated standoff, a compromise was settled for .replacement new bucket and off course with the biscuits intact bought from the local wholesale. . The tourist took his own bucket home.
Posted on: Mon, 26 May 2014 20:16:41 +0000
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