The Turkey Nightmare Authors Note When I started writing these stories, I was just writing them for my benefit, as a way to clear the clutter from my mind. They were throwaway stories, nothing more. I posted them on the forum to get a few cheap laughs. I was still trying to figure out my style, writing a lot, and reading a lot. If I remember correctly, I had just finished writing my most vicious and brutal story, up to that point anyway, so it was a way to rid that from my mind. It worked. When I started this, I had no plan, and no real ideas, I was just writing using those silly smilies from the forum to write something. It was interesting to see how it progressed from nothing to something over the course of a few days. With these kinds of stories, I rarely ever have any real ideas, I just begin to write and see where the hell it goes. Most times, it works. These particular short stories probable would be titled better, if they were titled, The Ravings Of A Lunatic. I see madness peeking out. Whoops, better tuck it back in before I go in public, cant have the crazy showing. The Turkey Nightmare By E. T. Brother I wake up from the nightmare that is real, to find turkeys everywhere. Here a turkey, there a turkey, everywhere I look a turkey. I see them everywhere, when Im awake, and now even in my dreams. They gobble gobble here, they gobble gobble there, and they even gobble gobble in my dreams. I think, great a free meal, and I grab my shotgun, but when I go to hunt them, they have all vanished. I search for hours in vain, because the turkeys are no more. I search here, I search there, but try as I might, I find not one single turkey. I put the gun away, and as if by magic, all the turkeys reappear. Here a turkey, there a turkey, everywhere I look a turkey. I decide to try something different, by grabbing my ax and sneaking up on them. They pull out their own axes and chase me away. I escape with my life, but alas, my stomach remains empty. I watch them from the shadows, waiting for my chance, but try as I might, I find not even one chance. Finally overcome by hunger and despair, I fix myself a ham sandwich. I watch and wait, but the pesky turkeys are sly, they are cunning. I can`t sleep, because I dream of waking up to find the headless turkey standing over my bed, with his ax raised. I can`t eat, because I can`t catch one of these turkeys, also I fear they may have poisoned the food that I do have. The turkeys are everywhere. They are here, there, everywhere I look, and even in my nightmares. I have decided that I must get away, that is the only way that I can escape this nightmare that has become my reality. I will go into the hills, as far as I can go, and maybe I will escape this nightmare that has become my life. **** I have escaped, I have gotten as far away as I could. Everywhere I look I see nothing, I have escaped the turkeys. I have escaped the nightmare. I can sleep again, I can eat again, I am gaining my strength back. The nightmare is finally over, I can get on with my life. What was that noise? It sounded like a gobble. **** The Nightmare Continues By E. T. Brother I thought the nightmare was over. I thought I had gotten away from them, but the turkeys have found me again. First it was just one turkey, but over the course of a few days, the one multiplied into 50. In a week there were thousands. I can`t sleep, because they have taken the place over, and they gobble incessantly . My life has become a living nightmare. The turkeys gobble constantly, they have stunk up the place, they strut all around, and they watch me always. My life has become a nightmare. As I write this, I am devising a plan to rid the world of these insidious monsters once and for all. They have turned my life into a living hell. All I can hope for, is that they dont discover my plans before I can rid the world of these monsters. I am writing this in a hiding place that they are not aware of, which is good, because if they discover this place they may be able to figure out my plans and stop them. This would be disastrous for all of mankind, because if I do not stop them now, then they will take over the world. I hope I can accomplish this before they discover my plans. What was that noise, is there someone or something in here with me? Was that a breath on the back of my neck? **** I fear the turkeys have discovered my hiding place and may know about my plans. If this is the case, then all is lost, mankind is doomed, because the turkeys will take over the world. Gobble, gobble **** The Turkey Conspiracy By E. T. Brother You may believe I have gone mad, that I have lost my mind, but I am going to prove to you that turkeys are not harmless creatures. I will show you that they are quite clever and very cunning. As I told you earlier, the turkeys have taken over everything around here, and that includes the TV. I caught a bunch of them in the living room the other day watching one of those alien horror movies. You know the kind of movie Im taking about, the ones where the aliens come to earth pretending to come in peace, but in reality they have come to destroy mankind. While Im on the subject of aliens, I have proof that they are real, but that isn`t part of The Turkey Conspiracy, so I will probable tell you about the aliens some other time. Now to get back to those turkeys, I looked around the living room and saw about 50 of them sitting in the living room, watching the alien horror movie. I quietly eased into the room and noticed that the turkeys were taking notes from the movie. I eased in behind one of them, and saw he was taking notes on how to fool mankind into believing that turkeys are peaceful and mean no harm. I was shocked and horrified, when I realized they weren`t gobbling but speaking to each other in English. What they were talking about is what really horrified me. The turkeys were talking about taking over the world. I was stunned to hear what one of the turkeys had to say, his name was Fred by the way, if it matters to you. The mind control machines work perfectly, we have been testing them for about six months and we haven`t had one single malfunction. We can begin using them on the humans when the time comes for us to take over the world. The humans believe we are harmless and they also don`t realize that we can talk. We can use this to our advantage. We can strike back at these monsters that continue to kill us off at an alarming rate. We must act quickly before they kill any more of us. These humans are savages, they kill our brothers and sister and consume them as if that is perfectly alright. It is time for us to make our stand. When we get ready to take over the world, all we have to do is turn the mind control machines on. Remember to continue to gobble while you are around humans, do not, I repeat do not let them hear you speak under any circumstance whatsoever or our plans to take the world over will fail. Fred said. My heart was pounding in my chest so fast that I was certain they were going to hear me. I eased out of the living room and made my way back to my hiding place. I got back to work, trying to come up with a plan to stop these monsters. I was down in my hiding place, when I heard a board creak behind me. I spun around, one of the turkeys was standing there. The turkey grinned, then pulled out his ax. We know what you are up to E. T. Brother and Im going to stop you. You shouldn`t be meddling where you don`t belong, the turkey said. I leaped to my feet and ran for the door. It wont do you any good to run E. T. Brother, we have you surrounded and you can`t get away, The turkey said. I ran to the door and yanked it open. I ran out and saw turkeys all around. The turkeys all pulled their axes out and I barely escaped with my life. I wanted this nightmare to be over, once and for all. I had been in fear for my life ever since the turkeys began to show up around here. I am on the run from them right now, I can only hope that I get away from them before it`s too late. **** The Turkey Time Repeating Machine By E. T. Brother I wake up, thinking the nightmare is over, only to discover that it is just beginning. I thought I could escape this nightmare that has become my life, if I could run far enough away, but try as I might, everywhere I run, I end up right back where I began. Each time I run away, no matter which way I go, when I awake, Im right back where I started. I wake up in the nightmare, surrounded by the vicious gobbling beast that are devising a plan to take the world over. No mater where I run, the turkeys are there when I wake up. The turkeys have taken over my place, just like they intend to take over the world. The turkeys are smart, they are cleaver, cunning, and deviant. They only show their true colors when they think no one is watching. They gobble when humans are around, but when they think they are alone, they talk English. The turkeys plot, they deceive, they wait, watching us humans. All the while, they work on their mind control machines, trying to perfect them. They wait patiently, until the day when they can move forward with their plan to take over the world. I run to the west, trying to escape these insidious monster, only to discover that when I awake Im right back where I began, Im still trapped in the nightmare. The turkeys have me trapped in a time repeating machine, each day is the same as the last. I only hope that I can escape this nightmare, before it drives me to the brink of madness and then shoves me into the madness void, from which there is no escape. **** Next up will be The Turkey Revolt. That is the actual start of the animals trying to take over the world series. Above, are the stories that led to it. E. T. Brother
Posted on: Fri, 10 Oct 2014 03:26:08 +0000