The US Army has announced that it is dropping the Beretta semi-automatic sidearm, and is putting its official handgun contract up to bid. So, just in case any of my friends might be interested in submitting anything to the US Army for consideration, I thought I would provide, just as a public service, JFDs Top Five White House Approved Requirements for Potential Replacements for the Official U.S. Army Sidearm in the Age of Obama: 5: Regardless of length and potentially available volume, magazines must be limited to one single round. 4: No scopes, laser sights, or traditional sights will be permitted, because they give the shooter an unfair advantage over the target. 3: In lieu of traditional rifling, the bore shall just have one permanently installed cast iron blockage in the center. 2: There will be twelve distinct sets of ballistic and aiming tests, which must all result in a clear loss in any competition with scimitars. And the Number One Requirement for a Potential Replacement for the Official U.S. Army Sidearm in the Age of Obama is: 1: The firing pin must be kept in a separate case, back at headquarters, carefully secured hundreds of feet below the Pentagon, to be dug up and distributed in the field, by carrier pigeon or Pony Express, only after an actual war is ever declared. John F. Di Leo
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 02:28:29 +0000
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