The Weekly TNF LANE CONCERN OVER PLAYER SHORTAGE Chairman Luke Lane must know how Louis Van Gaal feels this week as TNF are down to the bare bones. Lewis and Harper have added to already lengthy list of absentees meaning this week could 5v5 for only the second time in the competitions history, Lane will hope to be back up to quota next week. Cresswell has been become the latest player stricken by injury after injuring his knee in injury in training, he faces a late fitness test today. TNF AWARDS GET PLAYERS TALKING It’s that time of year when people start talking about awards season, and TNF are no different. As we hurtle towards 2015 a time for reflection and what a year it’s been and the TNF players have got their eyes on the prizes, Chairman Lane and Vice Chairman Lewis will be picking the winners and losers at a special meeting on the 4th December before a special gala event on the 13th to announce all the winners and losers and of course the big one TNF player of the year, everyone has the own opinion on who will pick up this prestigious award Arnold, Stone, Evans & Lane many people’s front runners but only one can win. STONE THE MAN WITH A PLAN As well as being in great form, TNF star Steve Stone shows he is a wiz off the pitch after creating new MOM voting system. The Church Hill star showed he clearly has too much time on his hands (pot kettle black I know) by implementing a new system which will make MOM voting a whole lot easier. Chairman Lane admitted it was a great addition to TNF ‘will make voting a lot easier and means I have to do even less work which is great’. NEW VC HONOURED BY NEW ROLE TNF James Lewis has admitted it’s a great honour by have been given the role of Vice Chairman, the 28 year old has been doing match reports in place of Chairman Lane recently and admitted ‘its enjoyable and a lot of hard work so it’s nice to know its appreciated, looking forward to writing the 2014 report’. Its un clear weather Lane will take over match reporting again but Lewis seemingly happy to keep the seat warm. SEAN GAMBLE THE NEW WINSTON BOGARDE There are many mysteries in life, big foot, UFO’s, lock ness monster but none so big as why the hell is Sean Gamble in this group? The 29 year old has been a member of TNF since day one yet has never played a single minute or even attended a game? Leaves this reporter asking why bother? NUCLEAR BOMB WOULDNT KEEP ARNOLD AND EVANS If by some horror Russia or that crazy dude in North Korea decide to end it and set off a nuclear bomb and devastates the planet, through the dust, the chaos and the debris you would see Evans’s shiny orange boots and Arnolds questionable wrist band arriving for TNF. We have all had questionable excuses for not attending from my ‘stabbing’ to Devaney’s ‘my girlfriends having a baby’ the pair turn up week in and week out! Smith and Lane aren’t far behind with 1 non attendance each. STREET & SMITH A MATCH MADE IN HELL? Some things in life just don’t go together; chalk and cheese, water & electricity, Cheryl Cole and singing, Foster Agg and contraception but surely adding to that list must Smith and Street? Smith is on a run of 1 win in 10 and Street no wins in 6 putting them on the same team must be recipe for disaster, however captain Arnold is confident his boys can end their recent run, so will it be more heart attack for our pair or can they end there terrible recent runs? Next week we have an exclusive interview with your Chairman Lane don’t miss it, Plus the official Tom Hemming 2014 calendar now available from the club shop.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Nov 2014 09:04:12 +0000
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