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The World Is Full Of Good People - 321 ! Give a man a fish, and youll feed him for a day. Give him religion and hell starve to death while praying for a fish. ~ Timothy Jones ***** When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said Let us pray. We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land. ~ Desmond Tutu ***** America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman ***** After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. ~ Italian proverb ***** Men are like linoleum floors. Lay em right and you can walk all over them for fifty years. ~ Betsy Salkind ***** The only reason they say Women and children first is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Jean Kerr ***** When a man opens a car door for his wife, its either a new car or a new wife. ~ Prince Philip ***** A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. ~ Emo Philips. ***** Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. ~ Harrison Ford ***** The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. ~ Spike Milligan ***** Kill one man and youre a murderer, kill a million and youre a conqueror. ~ Jean Rostand. ***** Having more money doesnt make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but Im just as happy as when I had 48 million. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger. ***** We are here on earth to do good unto others... What the others are here for, I have no idea. ~ WH Auden ***** Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. ~ Jimmy Durante ***** As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn ***** If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat? ~ Steven Wright ***** The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. ~ George Roberts *****
Posted on: Thu, 27 Feb 2014 10:21:29 +0000

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