The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer. On the final day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said As your stay is coming to an end, it is time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette. One of thesix chambers of this gun is loaded - you spin the cylinder,point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger. This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud manof a warrior people, and to show fear would beunthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun, and pulled the triggers. Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadorsbreathed a sigh of relief. The African ambassador was much impressed with thecouragous game, and thought hard about the subjectbefore the Russian Ambassador was due to visit hiscountry the next year. When the visit came, the African ambassador treated theRussian with all hospitality, until the final day of his stay. Leading him to a private room in the palace, theAfrican ambassador spoke Now it is time for you tosample our game, African roulette. So saying, heled the Russian into the room, the only occupants ofwhich were six beautiful, naked women. The African ambassador said These women are themost beautiful members of one of our tribes. Any oneof them will give you a blowjob - take your pick. The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, buthe couldnt see the connection with Russian Roulette.He said Well, ok, great, but wheres the roulette part? Wheres the danger? With a big grin on his face, the African ambassadoranswered: One of thems a cannibal GeorgE
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