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The amount of times I have been drunk and ended up in places that should had killed me, I am still here, the only logical conclusion then is I am a god, I have to be. What other explanation is there? Let me explain, I havent just been drunk and ended up sleeping in trees half bollock naked freezing my ass off, I havent just ended mugged and left for dead, I have been stabbed, shot, electrocuted, burnt, poisoned, hung, trampled on by horses, beaten up, been struck down with transverse myelitis and been oppressed by religious doctrine (They tried to brainwash me, didnt succeed) ;) . Yet every morning I wake up with not a scratch on me, the only obvious conclusion then is I am a god, or at least the son of a god, maybe I am the reincarnation of Alexander the Great, I dont know, (hope I live past the age of 32 though), but I do know this, I am immortal.
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 09:38:01 +0000

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