The answer is a function of your profession! A businessman was interviewing applicants for the position of General Manager. To make things simple, he asked each applicant the question, What is two and two? The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was twenty-two. The second applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a calculator and showed the answer to be between 3.999999 and 4.000001. The next person was a lawyer. He stated that in the case of Jenkins v. Commr of Stamp Duties (Qld), two and two was proven to be four. The last applicant was an accountant. The accountant got up from his chair, went over to the door, closed it then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, How much do you want it to be? He got the job.
Posted on: Thu, 22 May 2014 22:03:24 +0000
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