The battle diaries of the fields of dodgeball: The ball was rolling across the court towards him so he bent to pick it up as he scanned his enemies front line. On the left side he saw an enemy cannon facing down his defensive corner so he moved quickly up behind his corner directly out of the sight line of the cannon, then suddenly he jumped high into the air and with his right arm extended up into its full length he threw down upon the cannons chest, yelling a triumphant Ha! as he saw the surprise register on the cannons face as they had no time to dodge, block, or catch. They hadnt seen him sneaking up behind his teammate though he was only yards away, and so the ball gave a satisfying Thwack as it bounced off their chest. Kill he thought as feet hit the ground. Just as he landed he registered movement on the right corner of the enemy front line. A sniper trying to cross court him before he even had time to appreciate his kill! He whipped sideways and caught the ball high up in his chest and roared a battle cry at the now dead would be sniper. To throw at him was to court death! He was the Ar-Tetz, the Metta World Beast, and the entire enemy line was food to gobble up at his pleasure. He started dancing back to defensive wall holding the ball and looking at the the enemy sideline shaking his head No, no, no, throwing at mes the quickest way to die. Im the bloody-nines avatar he sang to himself as he danced. David, stop celebrating! yelled his captain behind him, Calm down! Chagrined he ceased his dance and handed his ball to a calmer teammate to send the next barrage at their opponents, and he reigned down his battle fury and reminded himself that you looked like a real asshole if you got too into the battle in these contests among friends. So he crouched down on his haunches and waited but he smiled his grim battle smile as he looked upon the faceless enemy as they came to their line to throw, and in the safety of his mind he thought, Which one of you foolish bastards is so anxious to be sent to purgatory that youll throw at me next!? He crouched and he waited and he smiled. He was happy.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 03:19:36 +0000
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