The best joke ive heard in 2014 Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later 😋 :v :D :D A frustrated husband in front of his laptop: dear google, please do not behave like my wife... Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting :P :P :D :D A married mans prayer; Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away. U gave me youth, u took it away. U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, just reminding u...... :D :D A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, Im still in my pajamas and I cant be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for? Husband answers Because hes thinking of getting married :v :v :v :D Couldnt stop sharing this one... Husband: I found Aladins lamp today. Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that?? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesnt apply on zero. :P :P 😎😎😎 Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home?? Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there ! :D A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didnt speak to him for 6 months. Was the necklace FAKE? Nooooo! That was the deal ...... :x xD :D A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, the food looks delicious, lets eat. Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home. Husband: thats at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook. :D :D :D Best Slogan on a MANs T-Shirt : Please Do Not Disturb me, I am Married and already very Disturbed
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 06:50:08 +0000
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