The day after his wife disappeared In a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. Were sorry Mr. Kennedy, but we have some information about your wife, said one of the troopers. Tell me! Did you find her?, Kennedy exclaimed. The troopers looked at each other. One said, We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first? Fearing the worst, Mr. Kennedy said, Give me the bad news first. The trooper said, Im sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wifes body in Kachemak Bay .. Oh my God!, exclaimed Kennedy. Swallowing hard, he asked, Whats the good news? The trooper continued, When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch. Stunned, Mr. Kennedy demanded, If thats the good news, then whats the great news? The trooper replied, Were gonna pull her up again tomorrow.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 18:14:45 +0000
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