The day the Penis Asked for Increment: Dear Kuku, I hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons; I do physical labour, I work at great depths, I dont get weekends or public holdays off, I work in a damp environment, I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation, I work in high temperatures, my work exposes me to contagious diseases! Yours Sincerely Pipza. Response: Dear Mapipana, After assessing your request & considering the arguments youve raised, We reject your request for the following reasons: You dnt work 8hrs straight, you fall asleep after brief work periods, you dnt take initiative, you need to be pressured & stimulated into starting work, you leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift, you dont always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing correct protective clothing, you unable to work double shifts & as if that wasnt enough, you constantly enter the workplace carrying 2 suspicious bags everyday. Yours sincerely, Khekhe Lakho. Kwaaaaaaaaaax khekhe lakhowena mapipana
Posted on: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 08:52:20 +0000
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