The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, It was a good idea you had to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church fills first. The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, And you told me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I suppose the rock n roll gospel choir you brought in was another good idea. We are packed in to the balcony. Thank you, Father, answered the young priest. I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth. Well, said the elderly priest, Im afraid youve gone too far with the drive-thru confessional. But, Father, protested the young priest, my confessions have nearly doubled since I began that! I know, son, replied the elderly priest, but the flashing neon sign, Toot n Tell or Go To Hell cannot stay on the church roof!
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 18:10:05 +0000
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