The end is in sight, the next finish line is in front of us. The key now, as it is always though is very, very simple. Vote. Unless of course youre a woman or minority in a southern red state. Then you need to get a ride to your local voters registration office, stand in line, fill out the form that Im sure is probably six pages long, present your long form birth certificate, submit to a full pap screening and anal probing, jump through the Six Fiery Hoops of Death, do a tap dance, butt your head and rub your tummy, sing the National Anthem in Swahili, pledge your undying love for the Star Wars prequels, sign your name in wombat urine, discover the cure for AIDS, pay your application fee for your free voter ID card, wait ten weeks and then vote. --James
Posted on: Sat, 02 Nov 2013 19:32:01 +0000
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