The ensemble I wore to the gym today included my NASA muscle tee, those running shorts that have cycling style shorts built in, and a tight twisty bun on the top of my head, despite the fact that hair-do makes me look like a wannabe figure skater. A male one. Some dudes in in a truck at the gas station unsurprisingly couldnt resist dis, so they pulled back into the lot from the main road just to come pay me compliments! Swisher smoking passenger: how you doin, beautiful? [Mind you I look like the Indian in the Cupboard right now] Myself: hello. Smokin guy: whats your name? Me: Im in a hurry to go to the gym Same guy: your names Im goin to the gym? Damn! Can I come Ive got my workout shoes on! (Opens door to reveal a bright yellow piece of his presumably well respected shoe-game.) The driver chimes in now smiling, unveiling all three teeth in his mouth: Ill tell ya what, that work out is workin for ya! Me (pulling out the gas pump with 30$ less of gas than I wanted to before harassment ensued): thanks fellas have a good one. Sneaker guy (calling out): I could give you a work out! I hope they found their way to the dentist.
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 18:46:01 +0000
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