The excitement after yesterdays skool sports day has the kids up bright n early and reinacting all the events- each child showing the other how they performed Young Finn Joyce got the games underway with a highjump over the telly-unfortunately the stray lego caused a slip and resulted with Finn landing with his underpants gettin caught on the curtain tieback hook and the self inflicted wedgey was his prize My 5 yr old princess in full cinderella attire has tied herself to the dog-he incidentally is wearing her tiara and they team up against a rabbit tied to a cat for the 3 legged race-lets just say the cat is not too happy- neither is my teenage son as he nurses his scratch marks from duck taping a cats leg to a rabbit Our nearly 8yr old has taken the sack race too serious and has landed upside down in a sleeping bag as she gets ready to race against a baby Annabelle doll in a buggy inside a pillowcase The baby has taken to the shot putt and has started to land nappies and ornaments as if she was chuckin g eggs at Simon Cowell The older kids have joined in with real eggs on teaspoons in a hopping race as i comfort young wedgey Finn as he nurses his testicles back down from his throat The cat has managed to escape and is now running with a spoon with a nappy on it and the dog is trying to hump Baby Annabelle in a sleeping bag- the good lamp is now been used as a javelin and for rugby reasons the boys have started to intimidate the girls by doing the HAKA- it doesnt sound the same with Finn shouting in a high pitched bee gee voice as a result of the wedgey- The girls are getting ready for the wheelbarrow race as they can see the dog lifting the baby doll into position and then the whole thing explodes with the baby landing a tray of eggs with her personal best shot putt throw and awarding herself the gold medal as we are all left with egg on our faces The dog is in training for next years event as he continues to do press ups on the doll- young Finn has put a jockstrap on his christmas list and our nearly 8 yr old has finally emerged from her upside down position from the sleeping bag asking did she win- The teenage boy has demanded a rematch against the cat in a ducktape battle and the whole family has started to belly slide on the egg dripped floor as a celebration routine- Im off out after i start the relay of operation clean up- and remember kids its not about the winning -its about taking the sitting room apart
Posted on: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 08:39:58 +0000
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