The first of Jan This place a throng Your brand new Lycra Sporty thong A new year aim And new ambitions But we knew all The premonitions Those flabby bodies Took a hit This year the year You WOULD get fit But now its Feb The gyms deserted As is the kit With which you flirted The bloated bodies The rosy cheeks The gut that you Would shed in weeks So down to earth Depressing bump Whats been achieved Youre still a lump Your resolution Doesnt matter It neither makes you Thin or fatter So start whenever You are ready Take short steps That are sure and steady And if you wobble Body, mind Dont pack it in Or get behind Just call on me Ill brush you down Ill give you focus Wipe that frown So drag your arse Out of your bed Your resolution Starts in Feb
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 10:17:47 +0000
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