The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country. Count down to #1... #15 Relax, the handcuffs are tight because theyre new. Theyll stretch after you wear them a while. # 14 If you take your hands off the car, Ill make your birth certificate a worthless document. #13 If you run, youll only go to jail tired. #12 Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because thats the speed of the bullet thatll be chasing you. #11 You dont know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh? #10 Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I dont think it will help. Oh, did I mention that Im the shift supervisor? #9 Warning! You want a warning? O. K., Im warning you not to do that again or Ill give you another ticket. #8 The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog? #7 Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and corn dogs and step in monkey poo. #6 Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven. #5 In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC. #4 How big were those Just two beers you say you had? #3 No sir, we dont have quotas anymore. We used to, but now were allowed to write as many tickets as we can. #2 Im glad to hear that chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail. The envelope please..................... AND THE WINNER IS ... #1 You didnt think we give pretty women tickets? Youre right, we dont. Sign here.
Posted on: Wed, 24 Sep 2014 18:20:54 +0000
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