⛪The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers, found in churches across the United States... 1: Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. 2: The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. 3: Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door. 4: For those of you who have children and dont know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 5: Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. 6: The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeares Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. 7: A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday. 8: Potluck supper: Prayer and medication to follow. 9: Dont let worry kill you off - let the church help. 10: Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary. ⛪
Posted on: Sun, 04 Jan 2015 18:55:00 +0000
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